Yesterday, on the way home from church:
"Lillian, don't pick your nose. It's gross."
"Because then you get boogers on your finger and you don't know what to do with them."
"You just WIPE THEM ON YOUR PANTS!!!"
Yes, I'll be washing her jeans more often, even if they don't LOOK dirty.
And I know...at least she didn't say "eat them." She has yet to figure that out.